Showing posts with label mlia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mlia. Show all posts

Saturday, June 19, 2010

FML! Not really.

All I really did today was sleep, and read.

I read Harry Potter. And a few pages of MLIA. I even checked out MyLifeisTwilight, where I was disguisted at what I read. ETC. ETC.

And now I am going to read some FML stories. I don't usually read these, the last time being like six months ago, but when you're bored, YOU'RE BORED. I just find MLIA to be more exciting! And nice. Yes.

Plus they make me laugh a lot more than FML!

Yes.

And I just read two pages, and it's not letting me read the third page. So hm... FML?

NOT REALLY.

Oh, I got it working.

So I was looking for Chamber of Secrets today, and I FOUND it. (In a box of books that are sitting right by my door.) The copy is SO OLD that not only is it snapped, but on the page with other Harry Potter books released, it only goes up to Prisoner of Azkaban! Ha, that amuses me.

FML THAT MADE ME LAUGH:

Today, I brought in an obituary from a local newspaper and a memorial card from my grandmother's memorial in order for my absence from class to be excused. Then my teacher Googled the local obits to make sure I hadn't "pulled one over on him." FML

That's so MEAN, but I laughed, just the same. I am a cruel, but easily amused kind of girl.

Yes.

- Possum

Monday, June 7, 2010

Blogs!

This morning instead of working on my powerpoint presentation I have to do on FRIDAY, I was signing up for things, and reading Molly Lewis's blog. I really like it... And the thing I really loved is that she LOVES links: I can find new websites to go on. Because as previously mentioned before, it's hard to discover things on the internet on your own.

So this is an exciting time for me.

Although I was always on the lookout for my teacher, so I could ever so quickly go back to my two slide powerpoint. Why don't I just work on it when I have time? SHEESH.

I am a procrastinator, obviously.

Ha, you know when you're younger and you spell words... And you THINK they are spelled to the T! Like, you know they are. But when you later read what it says, you're all ?? Because they aren't! And I'm really aware of everything I'm typing right now. I'm making myself paranoid to my own observations.

Oy.

Right now I'm on MLIA and it's making me happy. Let's see, I will find my favorite one, so far... *looks*

*ignores blog while reading MLIA stories*

*goes to a different website to find another quote*

Jobs. I've worked at more than a dozen companies during college and adult life. And this Homer quote is as true as any quote ever. "No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed.


OKAY! Here is an MLIA that made me laugh:

Today, I was at the post office dropping off mail. Out of the corner of my eye I could see an attractive man smiling at me. I turned around to smile back at him. He was a cardboard cutout of a mailman. MLIA


Something like that happened to me before: I was stepping backward and I walked into a pole: I started to apologize profusely, before I realized what it was I walked into to.

SHEESH!

- Possum